liz_marcs: Jeff and Annie in Trobed's bathroom during Remedial Chaos Theory (Swans_Are_Evil)
liz_marcs ([personal profile] liz_marcs) wrote2009-04-29 03:37 pm

Wildlife Haul from Yesterday's Row

Awesome sight of the day: Parental Canada geese showing off 9 bright yellow, fuzzy-wuzzy goslings to an appreciative audience.

Said appreciative audience being about a half-dozen kayakers (like myself) taking advantage of the August-like weather to do a fast row. The adult geese and baby bits of fluff got within a foot of my kayak...within paddle range if I stretch out with the paddle, but out of reach of my hands.

AND THEY WERE SO CUTE ZOMG!

Also spotted yesterday: a second swan's nest, and 4 more Canada geese nests. Hell, I spotted one of the nests while the female is in mid-laying. As in half-an-egg was sticking out of her. (Ummmm, Canada geese eggs are huge. Give that bird an epidural!)

Plus, I saw my first great blue heron of the summer.

In other interest: A female mallard decided to do a water landing right next to my kayak. (Me to bird, "Did you miss the part where I am a human being and not a big, yellow-colored waterfowl with the words "Wilderness Systems Tsunami 145" tattooed on my side?") And a river bass did a jump and plop back into the water right in front of my boat.

One turtle sunning itself on a log was also spotted.

Let me be honest: the reason for all the wildlife wonderfulness is not because the river is practically empty. It's not. One thing you can say about urban rowing (which is becoming increasingly popular in the Greater Boston area now that 40-plus years of environmentalism and conservationism is paying off and our rivers are getting cleaner) is that waterways are never devoid of people in kayaks, canoes, rowboats, rafts, racing skulls, sailboats (where rivers are wide enough to accommodate them), and (*sigh*) motorboats.

Here's the thing: There's a hardcore rule of the river. Don't mess with the wildlife. Ever. Messing with the wildlife will get you beaten by the other humans on the river...assuming the animals don't get you first. If the animals get you first, there will be pointing and laughing.

As a result, the local wildlife will pretty much ignore you, or treat you as a non-threatening fellow waterfowl if you are on the river in certain kinds of boats. Kayaks and canoes seem to be the big beneficiaries of this kind of gracious humans-are-just-waterfowl-without-feathers on the part of the river wildlife.

Hence the many, many up-close-and-personal spotting of things like nesting swans and nesting geese (not to mention BABY ANIMALS!) without getting a chunk of flesh bitten out of your ass.

That said...swans are still evil.

yay for paddling!

[identity profile] adpfromga.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
this is my fav part about Spring paddling! Lots of baby animals.

We have Canadian geese here too, but since they are year round, they are just Georgia geese now. Back about a month ago a male was guarding the female on a nest in one of the long rapids that we have to ferry across and eddy out in to get a safe line to go through. She was on the island in the middle, he was on a rock near the island.

He wasn't happy about paddlers near HIS rock and HIS woman.

Needless to say territorial geese aren't part of expected river hazards. Luckily he just honked, hissed and stood up with a threatening expression until we passed.
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[identity profile] lillian13.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, sounds like fun! We have mostly turtles and snakes with the occasional raccoon here.

I'll give you that swans (and large geese) are evil. But ostriches and emu's are--ultra-evil.

There is a "wildlife ranch" in the Hill Country that has lots and lots of African animals on it. Gnu, wildebeest, etc. And ostriches.

Did you know (she asks rhetorically), that an ostrich can make a fair bid to outrun a small pickup loaded with screaming tween girls on rough terrain? I was a firm believer in the 'birds descended from dinosaurs' long before it became popular, believe me. That bird wanted to eat my head. And don't get me started on emu ranching. OMG...

[identity profile] lizziebelle.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Baby geese are awfully adorable, aren't they?

all in a row

And swans are indeed evil.

defending the nest

But incredibly vain.

showoff

[identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, swans are very vicious. I still remember one chasing my 4 year old brother and scaring him half to death.

[identity profile] aaalex55.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw a news report this morning that made me think of you. Where are all the cowboys at? Apparently, saving horses and donkeys in kayaks from flooded areas of Texas. Not just regular horses either, rehabbed horses and donkeys, so that's doubly the coolness. Cowboys on kayaks sound pretty darn heroic.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6785706

[identity profile] texanfan.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Very, very cool!

[identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Swans ARE evil. I got attacked by one when I was six. It was bigger than me. O_o;;;
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[identity profile] theantijoss.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We used to feed the ducks down at Groton Long Point in CT, and every now and then some swans would show up to be obnoxious, steal all the food, and try to eat small children.

EVIL. One almost made off with my cousin when we were wee.

[identity profile] doingsoso.livejournal.com 2009-05-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"If the animals get you first, there will be pointing and laughing."

Bwahahahahaha, and whoever it is would deserve it too!