Scenes from a Presidential Primary
Cast of Characters
Our Heroine's Mother (OHM): I'm still stunned that Barak Obama won Iowa. That state's something like 95% white.
Our Heroine (OH): Ummmm, okay. What does being white have to do with voting for who you think is the best candidate? I mean, Obama's my second choice, so I wouldn't have caucused for him in Iowa since Edwards is my number one, but still...
OHM: Honey, this is Iowa. All those white people voted for a black man.
OH: I think you're confusing Iowa with Southie.
OHM: I'm kind of worried about him, actually. I can't imagine he's going to win New Hampshire.
OH: Actually, Obama has a decisive lead in New Hampshire.
OHM: No! That cannot possibly be right. Are you sure?
OH: He's something like 10 points ahead of Clinton.
OHM: In New Hampshire?
OH: I know. I can't believe it either.
OHM: This is New Hampshire we're talking about, right? The same New Hampshire we all know and loathe, right?
OH: Nashua's not so bad.
OHM: Only because that's where all the normal people live.
OH: Well, I have to admit that you could knock me over with a feather when Obama was welcomed like a rock star in Milford, N.H., of all places.
OHM: Milford? Are you kidding? I remember when you lived in Milford. I can't imagine him getting any love there.
OH: Tell me about it. I was completely shocked. Who knew there were that many Democrats in Milford?
OHM: I can't believe it. Milford. The times, they really are a-changing.
OH: Could've knocked me over with a feather when I saw a sea of blue in Milford. I mean, I was pretty sure all the Democrats moved out of town when they instituted an open hunting season on anyone with a "D" after their name on the voting roles.
- Our Heroine (OH)
- Our Heroine's Mother (OHM)
Our Heroine's Mother (OHM): I'm still stunned that Barak Obama won Iowa. That state's something like 95% white.
Our Heroine (OH): Ummmm, okay. What does being white have to do with voting for who you think is the best candidate? I mean, Obama's my second choice, so I wouldn't have caucused for him in Iowa since Edwards is my number one, but still...
OHM: Honey, this is Iowa. All those white people voted for a black man.
OH: I think you're confusing Iowa with Southie.
OHM: I'm kind of worried about him, actually. I can't imagine he's going to win New Hampshire.
OH: Actually, Obama has a decisive lead in New Hampshire.
OHM: No! That cannot possibly be right. Are you sure?
OH: He's something like 10 points ahead of Clinton.
OHM: In New Hampshire?
OH: I know. I can't believe it either.
OHM: This is New Hampshire we're talking about, right? The same New Hampshire we all know and loathe, right?
OH: Nashua's not so bad.
OHM: Only because that's where all the normal people live.
OH: Well, I have to admit that you could knock me over with a feather when Obama was welcomed like a rock star in Milford, N.H., of all places.
OHM: Milford? Are you kidding? I remember when you lived in Milford. I can't imagine him getting any love there.
OH: Tell me about it. I was completely shocked. Who knew there were that many Democrats in Milford?
OHM: I can't believe it. Milford. The times, they really are a-changing.
OH: Could've knocked me over with a feather when I saw a sea of blue in Milford. I mean, I was pretty sure all the Democrats moved out of town when they instituted an open hunting season on anyone with a "D" after their name on the voting roles.

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And while Mom may be confusing Iowa with Southie, his victory was damned impressive. (Hell, I've got a road map of Ireland on my face and I'm scared to go Southie. When I moved to West Roxbury one of my new neighbors came across the fence to congratulate me for being queer. So my view's a little... askew!) :D
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And hee on the West Roxbury! Only in the People's Republic of Massachusetts.
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My Da won't vote for him, because he says he doesn't vote for anyone whose name he cannot pronounce. Doesn't matter what race he is.
Me, I'm still voting for Hermione. What, she's not on the ballot? *starts a petition*
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Name pronunciation is an interesting way to choose a candidate. Heh. I've heard worse systems.
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Anyway, I honestly couldn't get the whole "Iowa is so white" dealie, unless the talking heads were confusing Iowa with Idaho (which is the headquarter state for more than a few White Supremacist/Separatist movements), which wouldn't shock me in the least.
I think maybe the surprise comes from the pre-Iowa media narrative about Obama that state that only urban blacks would vote for him. o_0
Yeah. Okay. Whatever on the media narrative.
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These primaries are *fun*.
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McCain will probably take New Hampshire, but I don't see him taking the nomination.
A big part of the reason? SuperTuesday, which has an awful lot of Bible-belt states represented. I'm fairly certain that if Huckabee doesn't get the nod presidential nod, he'll be able to force his way onto the ticket as a VP for whomever does get the nod.
I can guarantee that ol' Huck is gonna scare away centrists.
Personally, I'm predicting that Huckabee is gonna get massacred in New Hampshire...the Republicans in NH may tend to be on the right-wing side, but they freak the fuck out the second you start trying to inject religion into politics. When I lived up there, several school board members in several towns faced a near-lynching when it came out that they lied about their ties to the (then-powerful) Christian coalition.
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I think either way is a wash though. I doubt McCain, with his pro-Iraq platform in *today's* war climate will get a lot of non-party votes either.
As an Iowan . . .
(Anonymous) 2008-01-08 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)One problem with generalizing from Iowa is that the caucus favors the candidate with heavily committed followers. It's possible, indeed, that this aspect of politics has increased ideological chasms. It would be interesting to see what would happen if the first three primaries were small states that used Immediate runoff voting and winner take all delegate assignment.
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I will admit, I'm still trying to figure out how one state can have Barak Obama and Mike Huckabee come out on top of their perspective party caucuses.
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Once upon a time, the difference between the R candidate and the D candidate was a matter of degrees. But, I'd argue, that starting with Bil Clinton's first run for president, you started the cracks appear between the two parties. It's gotten to the point where it's now officially a chasm.
So I can easily see how you got two diametrically opposed candidates. The core of both parties are diametrically opposed at this point.
However, it's interesting to note that Hilary Clinton, who came in 3rd, still got three times the number of votes as Huckabee, so I'd argue that the Republic Party is shrinking because a lot of the so-called "RINO"s (the old-fashioned centrist Republicans) have been driven out by either the religious right or the extreme social conservatives.
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Frankly, I've always had a feeling that Obama is actually the inevitable one. I've had that feeling since the 2004 Democratic National Convention, to be honest.
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In a lot of ways, Obama's hard to pin down on a few things. It isn't that you don't know where he stands on things, it's just that you're not exactly sure what he's like behind closed doors. Certainly he comes across as coolly intelligent and flexible (I, for one, see a difference between flexibility and flip-flopping...). Those are two aspects that we're going to desperately need.
However, what he lacks is experience. He's come of political age during the time that the Republicans have instituted a "no compromise" policy when it comes to Democratic initiatives, so he's not used to backroom wheeling and dealing LBJ style.
Truthfully, I think he's going to need a wheeler and dealer VP if he hopes to actually govern by consensus.
True, this is a year where even New Hampshire is looking awfully Blue (instead of its traditional Red, in large part because of the heavy whiff of religion on the Republican candidates), so if he wins the General Election the chances of him actually needing to govern in conjunction with the Republicans is slim at best, but that fortune can turn on a dime in 2010. Better if he's got someone who knows how to work the coatrooms in the House and the Senate in his VP slot.
As to whom that might be....I honestly don't know.
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Yeah, primary season in NH brings out the political junkie in every New Englander.
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So Primary Season in NH has brought out the political junkie in this Australian. You should have seen me refreshing the NYT page the day of the Iowa Caucuses!
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And, heeee! Glad we're entertaining Australian West Wing fans. :-)
In our case, this is a deadly serious election. The U.S. political-economic-military system is heading for a car crash for sure. The only question is just how hard the crash's gonna be. And when it all comes raining down, we're going to need cold competence instead of "guy you'd like to go drinking with" in the White House.
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As much as I'm fascinated by the primary process, I do want to see change in your country.
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