Dear Mother Nature,

Please be explaining why I have a huuuuuuge allergy-related headache while there's friggin' snow getting dumped on our asses. Snow =/= seasonal allergies. Kthnxbi.

*****

Dear DayLightSavingsTime,

I cannot seem to bring my body clock in sync with you and my brain is starting to hurt from lack of sleep. I hate you, just on general principle.

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Dear UncaSam,

Yes, I will attack my tax-related paperwork this weekend. However, I will not be entering the figures into TurboTax quite yet. See, my weekend schedule looks sucktrastic and has since, oh, Monday.

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Dear Apartment,

Why can't you clean your own damn self?

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Dear GeorgetheAmazingLoveBird,

It's time for you to earn your birdie keep. Clean your own damn cage.

*****

Dear Flist...

Ummm, nothing mean to say to any of you. I swear. I just got this cool meme that I picked up from...somewhere. I forget where.

Here's the Sekrit Rools:

• Go to YouTube
  
• Enter the date of your birth
  
• Pick one to three music videos from the list
  

All I can say is, "Ph34r m3! For my YouTube choices will make you cheer, and then make you cry, and then probably make you go blind."

Here's what I got:

( Cut because I love my FList )