*nervously clears throat*

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to show you why I should never, ever write smut. Ever.

Some of us just ain't any good at it.

Here is what I call "exhibit A" in a posting that's not even remotely work safe.

I promised nwhepcat a smut passage for her B-day fic. Alas, not to be. Aside from suck (the bad kind, not the good kind), this part primarily got nuked because of some adjustments I made in the plot and the different timing of things. This originally was supposed to be another case of Faith picking up on what her alter is doing, but that is going to change somewhat do to logic and plot events.

Had I not promised the smut, I wouldn't even post it at all. But, do0d, I did promise.

Needless to say, this is something of a spoiler for what occurs at the end of the middle leg.

And no, you really, really don't have to read this because it's been neatly cut from the story.

So, for your holiday amusement, a DVD cut of a part that's never going to appear in Water Hold Me Down. If anyone asks me again why I don't write any smut, maybe I'll just point them here because this? Is not good.

( Water Hold Me Down Deleted Part... )

You may point and laugh now.