BWAHAHAHAHAH! What were they thinking?

[liz_marcs]

Sorry I haven't responded to anyone, things have been a little h3ctic at my end.

But I have to post this. I really, really have to.

Imagine this:

A pump-action "water" gun called the Super Soaker Oozinator.

However, it does not drench your hapless targets with water.

It does spatter them with a sticky white stuff, which is some sort of biodegradeable soap.

I laughed so hard when I saw the commercial that I'm pretty sure that I hurt something.



(stolen from August J. Pollack at Xoverboard)

Comments

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

Methinks someone's been watching too much Japanese porn... :)

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Ha! I saw that a while back, and yes, it's just wrong on so many levels.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yegads. That's just... what will they not think through next?

[texanfan.livejournal.com]

That's priceless! I may have to buy one.

[d-tepes.livejournal.com]

There are just so many comments to make about that...

And not a single one that I could say that wouldn't get me smacked.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh. Dear.

That is wrong in levels yet unexplored.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

oooo-kay.

(Things I will not be buying my children)

[(Anonymous)]

Why not?

After all, it would give you yet another metaphor to tell your kids when the "Birds and Bees" talk comes about and as a plus, it's somewhat more up to date.

I can see it now:
"Son, I think it's time to tell yo the truth about the Birds and the Bees."
"I allready know dad, after all you got me the oozinator last year"

Sleep well and wake

Ardanwen

[tylerdurden76.livejournal.com]

Most. Homoerotic. Toy. Ever.

I love it! HoYay!