liz_marcs | FIC: Faith: That 70 Questions Thing

Looks like me and ludditerobot both called Faith for that 70 Questions Thing with the BtVS/AtS characters. (Sorry!) I only found out this afternoon, but ludditerobot and nemo_gravis (our mad leader in this) both told me to go ahead with mine since they're encouraging people to also do multiple takes of all the characters.

So, Faith, 3 years after 'Chosen' with her 70 Questions.

To: watcher1@rwc.org
From: lehane24601@gmail.com
Date: 12.09.2005
Subject: Re: Questionnaire
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1. DO YOU SNORE?
no

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Theires a differance?

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Brocolli with brite orange cheze on it. Lawer told me its crule and unushual punnishment.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Thats the one with the log rite? I gess I was a fan that day I shoved 1 of the peices up Jimmy Callahans’ nose after he made fun of my Hello kitty sneekers.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
only 1 I wach is the 1 with the 2 brothers who cruze a rouned and kil monsters that show is wiked awsum.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Like meat in my mouth. Hey. U askd.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
skiped cute part went strait 2 hot chik

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Robin put U up 2 this didnt he? ill kil him

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Green stiky gooee. Long storey. C reaport 2mmorrow aftre I showr and burn my clothz and mabe shaav my hed

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
2 buzy with showr mesager.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
uzing bungees is 4 wusses

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
macking awsume safe words. Robin said we neded them after that 1 time

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
We get vacashuns? some1 owez mee big 4 the 2 weeks I didnt take lasst year.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Passsed my slay time.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Can skipp aKrosss surfase like flat rok if deemon throze my sorrie ass hard enuf

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Wee get time off 4 movies? some ones’ ben kepping me out of loop.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
hell yes If it waznt 4 ozone nun of us wood get off.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
meet only in my mouthe. C Q6

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Playing yankie doodel with armpit is better way 2 scor free drinks

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
1 time and U havent got rid of that nofly thing yet. Told U guyez it wasnt my falt that theer was a Jersey devil on bored

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
ask mommie deerists sperm doner and when U fined out who he is lett mee no. Id like 2 chat with hime a boute bak child suport

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Electric nothing getz woodin things sharpre

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Its only fun if I Win.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Robin Ill kik youre ass.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
its ok

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Marriage. Can U here me ROBIN?

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
3 words. Choped Robin bergerz

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Cut the shit. I no U think hes ded. Rupert told me after I fild my reepport that siad I saw him at Pigly wigly in Dallass. Im stil pisssed about the snott U had call me 2 follow up My eyez work FINE asswipe.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
If Robin goez away and no 1 heers from him again I didnt du it.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
cooked

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Hi B!!! Nevre skrew a guy whoze frist name is The. Will end bad.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
whut?

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
Time 4 shower Im stiking 2 things.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
none that no one has guts 2 saye 2 my face

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
its food

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
2nite. Borowd car. deemon on hood of Yugo. Had 2 burn. green goo all over it. What the hell? It was a yugo. Oner should thank me. Did himm a faver.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I got shower masager.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Didnt 1 of Harrises grls skrag his fat ass?

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Could get U all most staked espeshully wen U sneek up on me like that.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No but wood like 2 C sun sume time this yeer wich I will if U giv me that 2 weak vacay U owe me.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
answering stoopid Qs. Who new.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
both are food

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
rather crak yors rite now

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Think so but cant rememmbre. Doze that count?

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
3 timz a day. 2day will due 4. green goo taysts lik dog shit.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
if orfieus dont skare U strait no thing wil

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
one i open all times

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown. Y is this on sych test?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Like it beter when U give me 2 weak vacay U jerks owe me

51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
U guys nead 2 update records? Last week had 1 tit peireced. U need piture 4 files?

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
skin is. Wen Robin wantz 2 talk about feelings I brake out in hives day be4.

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Robin loves that book. got boared and fel a sleep on p 5

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
armpit.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
prove it

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Dont know may be. Founed out last month I can slid downe mountan on ass.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
is their a hot showre in waking distance?

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
after nose gets brokin and be4 slayer heeling kiks in.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Im coverd in green goo. Havent ben hit in hed.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Mans best frend is a pussy.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Got to believe in marage first. Rite ROBIN?

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Thats a very werd quesshun. Are U guyz droping hints about my next mishun? Becauz answre is no not going. Ive got that nofly thing, so I cant get thiere any way.

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
Bs got a list

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
May be. Cant feel it. Green goo is warm wen yuore coverred in it.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Robin

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
whos got tyme?

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
are U hi?

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Anything with the werds Old Navy.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Not since I started paying 4 shit.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
We get time off 2 go 2 conserts? Me and Rupert have 2 talk as soon as I power wash green goo off and burn clothez. Shaving hed can wate.

OK, I ansered stopid psych queshuns. So stop quesshuning my sanity all ready. Enof’s enof. You had youre laff. Now give me my 2 weeks vacay that U owe me and get me off the nofly list and well call it squar.
F.

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This was great. Seeing Faith be so... Well, Faith-like about Robin and shower massagers was a blast. The marriage thing hinting at something between them, emotions she's backing away from and he's pressing for.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
2nite. Borowd car. deemon on hood of Yugo. Had 2 burn. green goo all over it. What the hell? It was a yugo. Oner should thank me. Did himm a faver.

Loved this one. Loved them all. And the difference is there.

ludditerobot's fic feels closer to Chosen somehow, with less of a Council background for Faith to draw upon. This one, you've got Robin but there's also the 2 weeks vacay coming up, the report-filing and so on. It's interesting that both of you see Faith as being very casual in her grammar in this test. Although, in your case, that's also because typing with green goo on your fingers is not necessarily easy :)

Thanks for writing this! *s*

Gotta love the armpit as a musical instrument, and the continuity of the Santa Claus thing. Also, very Faith answer to the question about Man's Best Friend.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Hi B!!! Nevre skrew a guy whoze frist name is The. Will end bad.

Hahahahaha! All were great - especially shower massager. :)

Well, I wouldn't have pegged Faith as being quite this illiterate, but yours is much much much more in-your-face than mine is, which is right. Love the Dumb Blondes answer. Snerk!

It's more a case of her not caring what keys she hits so she can get it over with.

But thanks. I'm working my way down the list of all the 70 Questions things (backwards!) so I'll be hitting yours soon.

Waiting patiently.

Faith speaks kinda net speak! :) Almost l33t!

And that Ozone one cracked me up, at least after I got it.

*snorks* Too funny. :>

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Hi B!!! Nevre skrew a guy whoze frist name is The. Will end bad.

I just love it when Faith cuts through the shit and dispenses the common sense that Buffy's lacking! And

The main diff is that I heard

ludditerobot's Faith more through the questions that she didn't answer in questionaire, whereas I love how your Faith is less broken and more open about her sex life.

Thanx for writing this!

The Robin stuff was funny, and I liked the refrence to Orphesus (which I spell as well as Faith), but the boob piercing.... Where's the picy?

*Taking my lead from net-speaking Faith*

ROFLMAO!

Love it!

Can't quite see Faith writing so illiterately - I think she's had some education, just doesn't show it much. Unless she's doing it deliberately to annoy Giles or someone.

I thought this was pretty neat. And the way she typed was funny. I actually had to concentrate on it to read it...LOL

Loved this one. Too true. :-)

63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
Bs got a list

The ozone answer was great too.

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