Have you ever bee to Scotland? After Braveheart came out, they erected an appallingly badly-sculpted statue of Mel Gibson doing the 'never take our freedom' yelly-face at the William Wallace memorial outside Stirling. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. The locals vandalised it so many times that the authorities had to put a metal cage around it. So then the saboteurs started sticking their shotguns through the bars and blowing Mel's face off at regular intervals...