HA! I knew it! I knew I recognized that particular combination of overly theoretical equivocation combined with reality blindness and a pretense of objectivity.

It's a particularly pernicious memetic contagion that tends to infect young white men in college, usually when they realize that they don't automatically have all the money and nubile concubines they think they should, because they're so awesome.

Hopefully that last bit doesn't describe you, so you might be salvaged...