Ohmigod, Liz! This is terrific and totally fascinating. You sucked me in with the first line, and then the AA meetings that he goes to because he can still smell the wine from when he lost his eye is scarily chilling! The slayers meeting him for lunch and "asking him out" to keep an eye on him was a wonderful touch. No twinkies! Because raisins are nature's candy. OMG! What have they done to Xander? And why???