I am not an American. In fact my favorite thing about Americans is how easy you make it for the rest of us to make fun of you. That's a lot more fun than trying to deal with our own wacky problems. But writing like this, and the sentiments behind it, show why people should aspire to become Americans. (Except for the not being a fan of Firefly part. That's just crazy. :)

Keep up the misbehavin'