Thanks to everyone who posted their self-pimp stories here.

Sadly, I didn't get a chance to read any of them this weekend due to real-life legal ickyness of the civil kind. (A very, very loooooooong story. But if you want the short answer? I'm gonna win.)

Also, I probably won't be able to read any of the stories until next weekend, mostly because I'm going to be tied up in this same legal mosh-pit for the rest of the week.

Thank God for my job at the Jolly Green Giant. At least I have a place that's far less stressful than home.

I only wish I was joking.

In any case, if anyone out there still wants to pimp their thang, add your story to the list.

Thanks to everyone who posted their self-pimp stories here.

Sadly, I didn't get a chance to read any of them this weekend due to real-life legal ickyness of the civil kind. (A very, very loooooooong story. But if you want the short answer? I'm gonna win.)

Also, I probably won't be able to read any of the stories until next weekend, mostly because I'm going to be tied up in this same legal mosh-pit for the rest of the week.

Thank God for my job at the Jolly Green Giant. At least I have a place that's far less stressful than home.

I only wish I was joking.

In any case, if anyone out there still wants to pimp their thang, add your story to the list.