Sorry I haven't responded to anyone, things have been a little h3ctic at my end.

But I have to post this. I really, really have to.

Imagine this:

A pump-action "water" gun called the Super Soaker Oozinator.

However, it does not drench your hapless targets with water.

It does spatter them with a sticky white stuff, which is some sort of biodegradeable soap.

I laughed so hard when I saw the commercial that I'm pretty sure that I hurt something.



(stolen from August J. Pollack at Xoverboard)