Oooooo, check it out!

Hulk's Diary That Is On the Internet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is sooooo choice!

OH NO IT WENT VERY BADLY AT AVENGERS MANSION AT THANKSGIVING

Hulk does not know where to start! OK Hulk knows! Hulk can start with good stuff!!

Jarvis cooked that turkey so good! It was tasty and if Ant Man hadn't rushed Iron Man when Iron Man was "Staring at that sweatermeat" that Wasp had (HULK NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!), it would have stayed tasty instead of falling on ground!

Thor got all mad over fight because they spilled his potatoes too and then Blue Captain America Man tried to stop fight and when he stepped on table to make the kick in their jaws, the TABLE FELL OVER and EVEN THE PIE FELL OFF.

Oh, Hulk is so sad about that pie. It looked good.

I think my friends need to work harder. They're sending me bizarre emails.

Oh, I promise new installment of Water Hold Me Down tonight. There was turkey-induced stupidity this weekend followed by post-Thanksgiving shift at Borders. End result? Brain death. I wasn't ready to deal with a final check and posting last night.

Once again, my darling brother proves he needs professional help.

do0d, word of advice...cut back on the caffine. Just sayin'.

In other news, tonight has been a bundle of technological fun. Let me see, Verizon refused to play nice and connect to the Internet. My Norton Firewall mysteriously decided to shut down...repeatedly. I just about gave up posting tonight and was starting to watch Monster with George, the amazingly hyper lovebird, when my electricity snaps off with a *pop.*

George freaks and flies right into a wall and refuses to chirp when I call for him. At this point, I figure birdbrain has knocked himself out. I literally crawl into the kitchen, since I don't want to step on birdbrain and grab a candle and a lighter. The light flicks on and George is running his little blue feet off to get to me. He had the nerve to look annoyed like I, personally, took his movie away just when he was getting interested. Grrrrrr.

Finally, I got annoyed enough about my lack of Internet-having to call Verizon. They were at least helpful. Turns out that, for reasons tech support didn't know, my wonderful DSL provider decided to send a silver bullet over my telephone line (I guess they do this on occassion, cable companies do the same thing to make sure people on the system are legitimately getting their feed) and for some reason it ended up resetting my DSL modem and screwing up my firewall.

All fixed now. But still....grrrrrrrrrr.

Anyway, new Water Hold Me Down. Yay!

I actually had a lot of fun writing this part, if only because I finally get to play with the idea with how other people view Xander vs. how Xander views himself. Needless to say, there's a smidgeon of a disconnect.

Continued from Part 10

( Part 11 )

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