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liz_marcs ([personal profile] liz_marcs) wrote2012-10-05 12:52 pm


Guys, Guys!

You have to read this story over on ONTD_POLITICAL, which is easily the BEST! STORY! EVER!

The nuts and bolts of this story?
  • Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve. I repeat: Canada. Has. A. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
  • The strategic maple syrup reserve was robbed.
  • The maple syrup was smuggled out of the strategic reserve by hiding it in hallowed-out blocks of cocaine.
  • The police have managed to recover some of the stolen maple syrup
  • The recovered maple syrup is being returned to the strategic reserve under police escort.

Just for the record? I WANT A MOVIE OF THIS! 

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